John Johnstone? Couldn't even bother to shave.
Mark Smith? Too chubby-cheeked.
Mark Dalesandro? Needs to wash his face and get rid of that acne.
Greg Blosser? There we go. Handsome and rugged, with blue eyes and blond hair. How do I know?
It says right there on the card. "Handsome and rugged, with blue eyes and blond hair." Don't think I've ever seen a player's looks described on a baseball card before.
Hahahaha...but is he "a handy guy to have around" like Mark?
ReplyDeleteThose are awesome! I am actually working on that set myself and it is a constant source of laughter. Who writes this crap?
ReplyDeleteHaha, nice. '92 Studio would list a guy's marital status, which I've always thought was odd.
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