Wade Boggs gets a play on a famous rap song:
"Tick-Tock and you don't stop. You get hits like clockwork, and it's time for your biggest of all -- No. 3000."

Mike Mussina was so white they couldn't even try to find a rap song for him, and instead used a 60s "classic". I almost can't believe this is a real card.
"You've been starrin' with the Birds of Baltimore for years. Yeah, the bird, bird, bird, the bird's the word."

HAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteI thought Boggs' was the best...but Mussina's is just...wow.