Neifi Perez: "Ain't no doubt about it Neifi, you're a future All-Star. Brother, please, you're game's so tight, you'll be rockin' with the Rockies for years." (note: Perez was never an All-Star and the Rockies traded him away the next year.)
J.T. Snow: "You got skillz that are comin' down like rain. You're hitting strictly from the left side next year, but your game is still all right." (Don't they mean skillz comin' down like snow? That would be a better description of his skillz considering his name.)
Jose Cruz Jr.: "You're smackin' bombs with the greatest of ease, and pitchers are beggin' you please. You got more talent than a dog has fleas."
I love it!
ReplyDeletewow, I will never make fun of the ToppsTown cards again.
ReplyDeleteThose cards suck and you're out of luck to know that they're not even worth a buck.
ReplyDeleteI love to embarrass my 14 year old son with a little white guy rap and dancing in the car...... I hope he reads this.
Wow, those are awful. I wonder if I own any?
ReplyDeleteThese amuse me endlessly. How did the writers not go home and shoot themselves at the end of the day?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking they handed photos to 8th graders and said, "Look at these and make up a rap about them." It was probably disguised as a writing assignment, so they didn't even get a piece of gum for their 'work.'
ReplyDeleteI am so glad I missed these when I took a collecting break. Good lord.
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