Skybox Thunder - not even trying

Remember those Skybox Thunder cards I wrote about a while back, with the bad rap lyrics? I got another one in my pack o' Brewers from David at Tribe Cards. It is of Milwaukee pitcher Steve Woodard, shown posing with a bat on the back as well as this uninspired bit of verse:

"Milwaukee's finest . . . You led the team in K's and tied for the lead in wins. How 'bout some more of that next year?"

Pretty uninspired compared to some of the gems on the other cards. I wonder if they had different writers for different cards?