Chris Gollehon pitched in the Tigers and Padres organizations in 1988 and 1989. In 24 career games (12 with Spokane) he went 0-2 with an 8.07 ERA. He did seem to make the most of his brief time in Spokane though - a 1995 article has the announcement of the engagement of the Florida native to a woman from Spokane.
The only optical store listed in the 1982 directory is called U-City Optical. There is no other reference to the company on the internet. By the time the mall closed in 1997 there was a store called Vista Optical so presumably it could be that as well.
If it didn't happen on a baseball card, did it make a sound?
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