Real funny, John Henry Johnson.

If John Henry and his Johnson had spent less time posing for inappropriate baseball card pictures and more time practicing pitchers, he could have won more than 26 major league games.

I wonder if when the photographer asked for his name, he said Mike Hunt. Of course, he could have meant 1930's minor leaguer Mike Hunt who hit over 200 home runs in the minor leagues, but never made the big leagues, perhaps because of his unfortunate name.