Best baseball card deals evar!

I came across an unintentionally funny baseball bard card selling site today called "Curiosities Items". Does the girl with the 1995 Bazooka cards in her shirt catch your attention?

Check out these low, low prices! A 1988 Donruss Bill Ripken for just $45,000! And a 1989 Donruss Cal Ripken for $55,000!

And if you click on the picture, you'll see it's not the standard mint version, but the ultra-rare "run over by a truck" version. What a steal!

Other great deals:
A 1988 Donruss Kirby Puckett (also in poor condition): $3,400
23-card Nolan Ryan Pacific set - $100,000
1992 Donruss Fred McGriff - $650 (get on this, SpastikMooss!)
431 1993 Pacific cards - $650,000
256 1991 Topps cards - $450,000
1993 Upper Deck Ben McDonald - $15,000
1990 Topps Randy Johnson with only a little writing on the back - $75,000

I searched the whole site for the punch line but apparently it's for real.