Pat Perry enjoys Playing Ping-Pong in his spare time.
He now runs a Pitching camp at the Pond athletic association. He was 0-1 against the Philadelphia Phillies (guess he doesn't like P's that sound like F's) but was 2-0 against the Pittsburgh Pirates.
Presumably, he eats Peanuts, Peaches, Pumpkins and Pizza. Probably he signs Pictures in Pencil or Pen. Possibly he Parties with Pat Pacillo, Pascual Perez and Placido Polanco.
The Willie Mays forgeries never end.
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