Those old air raid drills were
wrong. Being under a desk won’t save you from a nuclear blast, not if the
missile detonates right on top of you.
Bo Rosny wasn’t under his office
desk at New York City’s Grace Building because he knew a missile was coming. His
phone had just finished charging and he had just unplugged it from the wall.
Phone and charger in hand, he was just starting to emerge from under his desk
when he saw the missile bearing down outside his window. Bo barely had time to
register what he was seeing when the missile crashed through the window and
released its nuclear payload.
When Hiroshima and Nagasaki were
hit by atomic bombs in 1945, no remains of people were found at the points of
impact. It was assumed that the bodies were completely incinerated by the force
of the blasts. But perhaps the intense nuclear energies had done something else
to those people instead . . .
The last thing Bo remembered was
the explosion. The sound and light from the explosion were blinding and
deafening. It had happened so quickly that he didn’t have time to realize that
he was going to die.
However, Bo didn’t feel dead. For a
long time, he didn’t feel much of anything. However, after what might have been
a few minutes, or maybe a few hours, enough consciousness had drifted back into
him that he was able to determine that he was lying face down on a flat
surface. He was breathing normally, but his whole body felt sore. Slowly,
sounds started to penetrate his consciousness – a mechanical hum close by, the
sounds of city traffic far away.
For a long time opening his eyes
was a struggle that he didn’t feel ready for. Eventually, however, Bo regained
enough energy to develop some curiosity about his situation. It had felt like a
dream, but he clearly was not in bed. Opening his eyes, Bo was surprised to see
a large industrial air conditioner, the kind that you might see on top of a
building. Getting up, Bo realized that was exactly where he was.
It was dark, but all around Bo
skyscrapers lit up the night. After a minute Bo figured out where he was – on
42nd street, across from Bryant Park, right where he had been before
Bo got blown up. However, when the missile hit him, Bo had been on the 26th
floor of a building that was about 50 stories high. Now, however, Bo was only
about eight or nine stories up in the air, on the shortest rooftop in the
immediate vicinity.
His first thought was that the
explosion had destroyed most of the Grace Building, but somehow the bottom was
still intact and he had somehow landed safely on the remainder. He remembered
the urban legends immediately after 9/11 that someone had survived the collapse
of one of the World Trade Center towers by “surfing” some debris as it tumbled
to the ground. However, there was no blood or dirt on Bo, or anywhere else for
that matter. Clearly there were no destroyed buildings. But where was the Grace
Building, and what was that enormous explosion Bo had experienced?
Looking to his left, Bo looked down
Sixth Avenue and realized what else was missing. No Bank of America Tower, no
Salesforce Tower, no Bank of China Tower. Instead of blue and white glass
towers reaching high into the sky, there were comparatively more modest stone
and brick buildings, still massive but clearly belonging to an earlier era.
Finally, after a couple of minutes
desperately trying to think of another explanation, Bo had to accept the
unthinkable. Somehow, that massive explosion had, instead of incinerating him,
hurtled him physically back though time.
As Bo walked across the roof of the
building, a pile of windblown trash in one corner caught his eye. Walking over,
Bo saw a page of newspaper among the food wrappers and leaves. Holding the
paper up to the light, he could clearly read the date – June 17, 1968. It was
unclear how old the newspaper was, but judging by the warm evening, it was
summer. It was unlikely the page was even a year old, so Bo was able to
conclude that somehow, he had been transported to the summer of 1968.
Seeing the year printed in front of
him brought Bo a sense of reality that had eluded him up to this point. This
was no dream, no hallucination. The bomb had transported him to 1968, and he
was quite clearly stuck here. Would he even see his family again? The situation
had been so strange he hadn’t even stopped to think about his wife, his
children, his family, his friends. Clearly, a nuclear bomb had hit New York
City. Only one or several? In 2019, who else had died? Had the world itself
ended? Even if it had only been one bomb and the damage and radiation been
contained, as far as Bo was concerned they may as well have been dead. And he
knew they would think he had been killed as well. Bo realized that he would be
in his 90s the next time 2019 rolled around. He knew he would never see his
family again.
That realization hit Bo like a
punch to the gut. He spent a long time on that rooftop, grieving and crying.
Thought not a religious man, he prayed for the wife and children he knew he
would never see again.
After a long time on the rooftop,
Bo realized that the sky was starting to get lighter in the east. Bo knew that
the time for self-pity had passed, and it was time to start thinking about
self-preservation.
How can one survive when they are
hurled out of time? Bo’s first thought was to go the police or someone else in
authority and try to explain his situation. Maybe there were other time
travelers like him? Surely the government would know what to do?
As soon as he had the thought, Bo
realized that would never work. In 1968, anyone coming to the government with a
story like his would be branded a Russian spy. Bo still had his phone and
charger, which had been in his hands when the missile hit. The CIA would be
convinced that it was some kind of secret KGB tech, and he would probably never
see the light of day again.
No, Bo knew he would have to make
his way on his own, a stranger in a strange, but very familiar, land.
Fortunately, he was a history buff, even had a master’s degree in the subject.
He wasn’t an expert, but he knew enough to be dangerous. For example, he knew
that he was on the roof of the Stern’s department store on Sixth Avenue.
The sky was getting brighter in the
east. It was getting closer to sunrise – probably around 5:00 or 5:30 in the
morning. Bo didn’t know what time the store opened, or what time employees
started arriving, so he knew he needed to act soon.
Looking at the door that led into
the store from the roof, Bo didn’t see any wiring that would indicate an alarm.
After all, who was going to try to break in from the roof? He turned the door
handle to see if the door was unlocked. So far, so good. He would be able to
get into the building just fine. He would just need to go downstairs and find a
way out. That shouldn’t be too hard, Bo figured. How good could 1968 security
technology possibly be?
Bo opened the door slowly. Hearing
nothing, he cautiously stepped out, finding himself in a little hallway that
led out into the store. Bo walked down the hallway and found himself in the
furniture section. All around him were beds; further down Bo could see a
variety of tables and chairs, and across the floor, an elevator bank.
Reasoning that there was probably a
stairwell by the elevator bank, Bo started to walk across the furniture
department. He was starting to feel very good about the lack of security in
1960s department stores when a sudden growling noise froze him in his tracks.
Outside a phone booth by the
elevators stood the largest Doberman Pinscher Bo had ever seen. It was tall
enough that it could probably pick up the phone with its teeth. Right now the
dog was baring those teeth at Bo, making a low growling noise. Bo could hear a
sleepy voice coming from somewhere behind the elevators. “What now boy? You
think you hear something?”
Guard dogs and night watchmen! Bo
cursed himself for his stupidity as he ran back to the roof door. Fortunately
he hadn’t gotten very far in the room, so he had to cover significantly less
ground than the dog, who also had to maneuver around the various furniture sets
that filled the floor. He closed the door as quickly as he could without
slamming it. Desperate for cover, Bo ran behind the air conditioning unit.
A few seconds later, the door was
shoved open by an annoyed looking guard in an ill-fitting security uniform.
Peering from between the slats of the AC unit, Bo saw the guard give a cursory
glance around the roof, barely even emerging from the doorway to do so.
“There’s nothing out here, boy,” the guard lectured the dog. “What do you
think, some prowler is going to jump onto the roof? I think you’ve been getting
into my dope stash. Speaking of which . . .” The guard’s voice faded off as the
closed the door, leaving Bo alone again on the roof.
It was a long time before Bo
stopped shaking. Once he had calmed down, and thanked God for lazy stoner night
watchmen, Bo started thinking methodically about a plan.
He had to wait until the store
opened, and wait even longer for it to be crowded enough for him to slip
through unnoticed. He hadn’t thought about it before, but Bo realized he would
have to be careful about his appearance. Fortunately, he had recently cut his
long hair short for the summer, and being at work he was wearing a white
button-down shirt and black slacks. A fashion expert would probably raise an
eyebrow at the cut of his clothes, but the average person probably wouldn’t bat
an eye.
Bo waited until the sun got a lot
higher in the sky before he tried to open the door again. Immediately the
sounds of a busy department store were apparent. He crept down the hallway,
more slowly this time, carefully assessing the situation before venturing onto
the sales floor.
This time, no one remarked as Bo
walked across the furniture department to the elevators. He pressed the button
for the first floor, and quickly made his way out of the building.
A few minutes later, Bo was on the
street, as free as could be for someone with no home, no money, and no
identity. It was time to explore the world of New York City, 1968.
A book could be written about Bo’s
experiences over the next few hours, days, and weeks. However, our focus here
is baseball cards so we can gloss over this part.
Bo found enough spare change around
the Port Authority to have some soup at an Automat, then proceeded downtown,
where a couple of pieces of fruit snatched from a stand became dinner. Hungry
and tired, Bo knew he would have to get some kind of job, and soon.
Fortunately for Bo, employment
regulations were less strenuous then in his time, and he was able to get a
stocking job off the books at a deli in the East Village. No questions asked,
paid in cash. Bo saved on cash by sneaking food in the store, and after a few
weeks of living in the alley behind the deli, careful to avoid detection, Bo
had enough cash to rent a room in a dilapidated building on the Lower East
Side.
While working at the deli Bo made
friends with some regular customers, members of the counterculture who mistook
Bo’s reticence to talk about his past for evidence of draft-dodging or some
other kind of misdeeds. To this crowd, that was a badge of honor, and soon Bo
was able to acquire a fake social security card, fake driver’s license, and
other items that helped him secure an identity in 1968. In return, it was
helpful to these hippies to have a friend who was completely unknown to law
enforcement. In exchange for an identity, Bo made a few discreet purchases and
other low-risk errands for “friends” who might otherwise stand out.
What all this meant was that by the
time the Tigers and Cardinals had clinched their pennants in mid-September, Bo
Rosny had a place to live, a decent job, and at least some sense of security.
For the first time since arriving in 1968, basic survival could give way to a
more thorough exploration of the city. He went to the original Yankee Stadium
for the first time, hung out at Times Square before it got filthy, had a nutted
cheese sandwich at Chock Full O’ Nuts.
One of the first places Bo visited
was Economy Candy, a candy and toy shop on Rivington Street, near Bo’s
apartment. Bo’s eyes drifted among all of the interesting toys and books, but
soon he found what he was looking for. There, on a counter, was a box with a
few five-cent packs of Topps baseball cards. Bo counted the packs – there were
six - and gave the clerk his thirty cents. As he only made ten dollars a day,
those thirty cents weren’t as cheap as they sound to 2019 ears.
Bo practically sprinted home to
open the packs. He hadn’t felt this kind of excitement since, well, 2019. And
the cards, with their burlap fronts and yellow backs, did not disappoint.
Horace Clarke – Ted Abernathy –
Paul Popovich – Bob Tiefenauer – Matty Alou – Bobby Knoop – Ray Culp – Dave
Johnson – Tim McCarver – Jim Roland – Bill Hands – Mickey Mantle – Jim Campanis – Rick Monday – Mel Queen – Johnny
Briggs – Dick McAuliffe – Cecil Upshaw – White Sox Rookies – Woody Held – Willie McCovey – Dick Lines – Art
Shamsky – Bruce Howard – Byron Browne – Russ Gibson – Jim Brewer – Rusty Staub
–Twins Rookies – Gerry Arrigo
Bo never thought he would own a
real vintage Mickey Mantle base card, let alone one that was pack fresh. Of
course, he never thought he would travel through time, either. The baseball
card bug, which had been dormant for the past few months, had bitten Bo again –
harder than ever.
Soon Bo was traveling all over the
city looking for cards. Candy stores, newsstands, luncheonette five and dimes –
Bo even found packs in cards in places as random as a shoe repair kiosk in the
financial district and a coffee shop in Greenwich Village. Junk shops, antique
stores and even stationary stores had old packs and loose cards from five, ten,
even fifteen years earlier.
Bo knew he was going to need to
make more than a dollar fifty an hour, so shortly after the World Series he got
himself a job programming a UNIVAC computer at NYU for $10,000 a year, enough
money for him to buy as many nickel packs of cards as he wanted, and even move
to an apartment that was in a little safer location, as Bo knew that crime
would soon be on the rise in New York City and he would be heartbroken if
someone broke into his place and sold his cards.
Shortly after starting his job at
NYU, Bo noticed an unusual newspaper on a table in the cafeteria where he at
his lunch at work. Titled “The Rag,” it was thin and amateurish-looking, the
kind of fly-by-night publication that would last for an issue or two at most. Inside
was a lot of articles about drugs and free love. Bo started reading the
classifieds, just for laughs, when one ad caught his eye – and Bo caught his
breath.
DOES THIS LIST MEAN ANYTHING TO
YOU? “SLICK WILLIE”, “GWB”, “O”, “THE DONALD”, “WHIZZBANG”. IF SO, CALL
MAyfair5-6123 WHEN YOU HAVE THE “TIME”.
Nicknames for Bill Clinton, George
W. Bush, Barack Obama, Donald Trump and – “Whizzbang?” Still if the allusions
to future presidents wasn’t enough, that last line made it clear that this ad
was targeted to time travelers.
Bo realized that only in a
publication like this, which had virtually no chance of surviving far into the
future, could an ad like this be inserted. Any more successful publication
would likely be captured on microfilm or some other archive, where it could be
stumbled on by some future researcher.
Bo wondered who had placed the ad.
Was it an organization of time travelers, looking out for each other? Had there
been other survivors of the nuclear blast that had sent Bo back in time? The mysterious
“Whizzbang” clearly meant that there other travelers from some point after
2019.
Or was it the government, trying to
track down time travelers? Would it be to assist them, capture them, or put
them to work on a secret project?
Whatever the answer, Bo wasn’t
ready to find out yet. He had been doing alright for himself in 1968, and
wasn’t prepared to jeopardize his freedom on some mysterious ad. Bo cut out the
ad and put in his wallet, in case there was a time when he might want or need
to contact this shadowy group.
By Thanksgiving Bo had over
three-quarters of the 1968 set, including most of the newly-released high
numbers. He had over half of 1967 and was well on his way through the rest of
the 1960s, with plenty of older cards as well. Bo had also amassed plenty of
doubles, and was sad he had no one to trade with. None of the adults he knew
collected cards, and he didn’t know any children. He occasionally checked
classified ads to see if there was some kind of trading group he could become a
part of, but he didn’t find any.
For most of these first few months
in the past, Bo had mostly repressed his feelings of loss for his previous
life. On Thanksgiving night, though, with the rest of the city celebrating with
their families, Bo was feeling sad and was missing his wife and children more
than he had in a long time.
The only items that Bo had from the
future were what was on him at the time of the blast – his wallet, his keys,
and the phone and charger that had been in his hands. His wallet did not have
photos, all of his photos were on his phone. For the first time since coming to
1968, Bo decided he wanted to look at the pictures on his phone. Not knowing if
the charger would even work with a 1968 outlet, he plugged it in and was
pleasantly surprised to see that it worked – at least he wouldn’t have to worry
about the phone dying permanently.
Bo pressed the home button and the
first app that appeared on his screen was his email. Bo was about to close out
of it and head to the photos, when he noticed, to his surprise, that the most
current emails had a November 2019 date. How was this possible? Some kind of
automatic correction by the phone? The most current emails were all spam, but
scrolling down to June, he was shocked to see emails from after the date of the
explosion – mostly friends and relatives asking if he was OK.
Bo was stunned. Somehow, his phone
was connected to 2019! His first thought was to try to contact his family.
However, he knew that even if he somehow got through, there would be no reason
for them to believe that it was really him.
Next, Bo decided to check the web
browser. If email worked, then could he go online, and find out what had
happened? Google worked just fine, as did Wikipedia, and Bo quickly was able to
catch up on current events.
The missile had not belonged to any
one nation, it had been fired by a rogue terrorist group. Months later there
was still no consensus over what group had fired it, or even from what
direction it had come. The controversy, conspiracy theories and general chaos
were overwhelming. Months later, the country was still in a state of shock and
confusion.
The blast had obliterated most of
Manhattan, and much of the surrounding five boroughs. Long Island had suffered
major destruction, and radiation poisoning was likely for most of the
population. Bo tried unsuccessfully to find out any information about his
family, then decided he was better off not knowing.
After a few hours surfing the
internet, catching up on what he had missed in 2019, his thoughts turned to
baseball cards again. He checked the email address he used for baseball card
trading and found several messages of concern from other bloggers. Then he went
onto some other blogs, and caught himself up on several months’ worth of
baseball card blog posts.
The unexpected connection with his
own time made Bo antsy. As the days went on, Bo found living in 1968 less of an
adventure and more of a nuisance. He decided it was time to make the call to
the mysterious phone number in the ad. He had to see what might be out there
for a time traveler besides sneaking around behind a false identity in 1968.
He decided he would be extra
cautious, just in case it was some kind of trap. He took the subway out to an
area of Brooklyn nowhere near where he lived, and made the call from a payphone
at a busy, noisy intersection.
A bored-sounding man answered the
phone. “AnaSoc Industries,” he said quietly. “Timepieces for wholesale and
retail trade. How may I help you?”
Bo was slightly taken aback, but
answered “Um, I have the answers to your puzzle in the newspaper ad.”
“Go ahead,” the man said, with no
change in his voice or tone.
“Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump. I
don’t know who Whizzbang is though.”
“Good enough,” the man from AnaSoc
answered. This time there seemed to be a little excitement in his voice. “Come
to the main reading room of the New York Public Library at 10:30 am on
Saturday. You will know me by what I am reading. Good-bye.”
The man hung up before Bo had a
change to answer. Despite the brevity of the phone call, Bo was relieved and
excited. The relief was because the AnaSoc man wanted to meet him in a public
place. For the first time, Bo realized that, whoever this mysterious person or
organization was, they might be nervous about detection as well. They might be
as worried about Bo being a trap for him, as he was for them.
Bo was also quite intrigued by how
he was supposed to meet the guy. “You will know me by what I am reading.” Would
it be a book about time travel? Or, much more excitingly, could he be reading
something from years in the future?
At 10:30 on Saturday morning, Bo
walked into the enormous reading room at the New York Public Library. There
were dozens of tables with hundreds of seats, and even at this early hour,
shortly after the library’s opening, the room was easily three-quarters full. Bo
was going to have to discreetly check what every man was reading, and hope the
man from AnaSoc was obvious enough.
After about fifteen minutes, at
which time Bo had gotten about a quarter of a way through the room, he noticed
a man in a black raincoat and a tweed cap a few tables away glancing furtively
at him. As he checked another table he noticed several times the man in the cap
peeking at him. Bo walked over and saw that he was reading the current issue of
Life Magazine, with the title “The Nixon Era Begins.” Bo was about to walk away
when he noticed that the man appeared to have another magazine tucked into that
one. The man did not react as Bo walked behind him to get a clear view of what
he was reading.
Like a child pretending to do his
homework, the man had a comic book inside the magazine. But this was no 1960s
comic book. The images were computer-generated, not drawn by hand. And the
characters on the page – Chewbacca, C-3PO, R2-D2 – would not be created for
several years.
Having given Bo a few seconds to
see the comic book, the man turned around and raised an eyebrow at Bo.
Not knowing how to respond, Bo
said, uncertainly, “May the Force be with you?”
The man grinned, putting Bo at
ease. “Let’s go outside,” he said.
The mysterious man didn’t say
another word as they walked out the door, so Bo stayed silent too. He walked
with him down 5th Avenue. As they crossed 40th Street
walking past the library, the man started to talk.
He introduced himself as George
Anselm, and he said he was the local AnaSoc administrator for this district.
When Bo blankly looked at him, Anselm said, “I’d better start at the beginning.
To the extent that there is a ‘beginning’.”
Anselm looked and sounded like a
professor, and his enthusiasm was palpable even as he spoke quietly to avoid
being overheard. “There are more people like us than you would think, Bo,” he
said.
“You mean time travelers?” Bo
asked.
“We prefer the term ‘Anachronisms,’”
Anselm replied. “The word ‘travel’ implies freedom of movement, or at least
some kind of control over the process. There have been hundreds of people
throughout history like you and me, who have been pushed out of their time and
into another. As far as we know, these shifts have always been backwards,
almost always several decades, say 25-125 years. And to the best of our
knowledge, no Anachronism has ever traveled twice, either back to their own
time or to another.”
“The time shifts are usually caused
by some great cataclysm,” Anselm continued. He looked at Bo solemnly. “We are
in New York, and you were familiar with Donald Trump but not Whizzbang Earley.
I am assume that what brought you here was the nuclear attack of 2019?” Bo
nodded. “I am sorry to hear that,” Anselm said. “Did you have family in or near
the city?”
“Yes,” Bo replied.
“I am sorry to hear that,” Anselm
said, putting a hand on Bo’s shoulder. “I hate to have to tell you this, but in
all likelihood you were the lucky one. The devastation was immense.” Bo had
already figured this out. To hear it from someone else was jarring, but not
surprising. Bo’s minimal reaction seemed to surprise Anselm, but he said
nothing.
Anselm went on to give Bo a history
of what was formally known as The Anachronists Society. While most of the
mysteries of time remained beyond the capabilities of man’s science, it was
clear that certain kinds of extreme forces could push a person backwards
through time. Most Anachronisms had been enveloped in a massive explosion, or
struck by lightning, or crushed by enormous amounts of falling debris. Why they
were timeshifted instead of merely killed remained a mystery, despite the best
attempts of Anachronist scientists to determine a cause.
The Anachronists Society was
started 1736 by two men. Richard Wilholme was a young inventor who in the early
1770s began working for his friend Benjamin Franklin. Together the two men
began to devise a flying machine of Wilholme’s invention, with Franklin
providing financial support, supplies, ideas and encouragement. Wilholme,
inspired by his friend’s famous lightning experiment, wanted to attempt a
flight in a storm, hypothesizing that lightning could provide the boost his
craft needed to get airborne. Franklin forbade him for doing so, on account of
the danger. The impetuous Wilholme disregarded Franklin, and secretly took his
craft for a night flight in the middle of a thunderstorm. Wilholme had ascended
twenty feet when a bolt of lightning struck the crude rod Wilholme had affixed
to the back of the plane. Wilholme had hoped the bolt would accelerate the
plane, and it did – all the way back to the 1720s.
A highly intelligent and
resourceful man, Wilholme had deduced his situation relatively quickly, and was
able to integrate himself into the society of 1720s Philadelphia relatively
easily. There were some strange incidents though, enough to catch the eye of
Sir William Craddock, who had recently arrived from England to manage his
family’s colonial holdings.
Craddock was considerably more
liberal-minded than many of his contemporaries. This was fortunate when, a few
years earlier, a strange man was found on his estate, his clothes and hair
singed despite it being a rainy night. The man’s name was David Gorringe. He
was a chemist at Oxford University who was mixing chemicals in his lab when an
explosion hurtled him over a hundred years backwards into the past.
Had Gorringe landed almost anywhere
else, his story would have landed him in a lunatic asylum or worse. Undoubtedly
many others like him suffered just that kind of fate. The Society had rescued
several of their kind from such situations over the years. Fortunately for Gorringe, Sir William Craddock
was himself an amateur scientist, as well as a believer in the occult and other
subjects taboo in his society. He was excited by Gorringe’s story, and set him
up with a lab in his estate at Kennington.
Craddock brought Wilholme back with
him to England, where, together with Gorringe, they established the secret
organization, The Anachronists Society. Over the next few years, they
investigated other likely anachronists in England, and in the 1740s Wilholme
sailed back to America, developing a robust chapter of the society in the
Colonies.
By 1968 there were national
chapters in over a dozen countries, and large chapters like that in the US had
several regional districts. Anselm said an accurate estimate was very
difficult, but there were several hundred Anachronisms worldwide. The secret
society operated through a variety of shell companies, such as AnaSoc, and had
developed careful methods of communication, both among themselves, and in
recruiting new members, such as the classified ad that Bo had stumbled upon.
By now Bo and Anselm were eating at
a busy luncheonette on Waverly Place. As they began eating, Bo asked the
question that was bothering him during Anselm’s lecture. “All of this explains
a lot,” Bo said, “except for one thing”. If no one can travel forward through
time, how did you end up with a comic book from the 21st century?
“We have had centuries to
experiment, and our society has been the home to some very great minds,
Anachronists as well as others like Craddock whom we have grown to trust. As
you can imagine, we made innumerable attempts to try to replicate our time
travel experiences, with no luck. However, over the years, our channels of
communication between time periods have grown remarkably robust. What started
as a system of dead letter drops and circumspect newspaper ads has grown into
what is effectively our own postal system. We have a very select number of
locations from which we can send and
receive post from the past or the
future.”
“If you can send mail across the
time, couldn’t you try to send a person?” Bo asked.
“Obviously that thought has
occurred to our scientists as well. Experiments with frogs, rats, and other
small creatures were invariably fatal, often gruesomely so. Even a dead frog
shipped from one time would arrive in pieces in another. Small insects would
arrive as dust. Even living plants would arrive dead, usually shriveled and
disfigured. Large metal objects seem to disappear, though small ones seem to
get through.
“Paper, including cardboard, seems
to get through the easiest, however. For some reason we cannot explain,
personal messages never reach their targets. However, publications, like the
comic book in my briefcase, and other more impersonal types of publications,
seem to travel through time relatively easily. I can receive a Buck Rodgers
comic book from an Anachronist in 1932, mail it to another Anachronist in 2012
and receive a Star Wars comic from him in return. But I can’t send a note to
President Roosevelt warning him about Pearl Harbor, even if I hide the note in
a comic.
“There seems to be some force which
we do not yet understand, which is maintaining what you might call the
space-time continuum. You must have noticed, as we all have, that our presence
in the past does not seem to alter it. It seems that we can only move objects
and paper of no consequence to history. Still, even a connection as tenuous as that
is a great boon to our Society.”
Later, that afternoon, at AnSoc’s
nondescript offices on West 37th Street, Bo showed Anselm his phone.
“We have had phones come through with Anachronists before, but we’ve never had
one that actually connects to a future internet! This is extremely important
news. We need to study this phone!” By now Bo knew that this Society was an
ally, not an enemy, and he had nothing to lose by working with them. However,
he wasn’t about to surrender his one lifeline to the future. In the end, Bo and
the Society agreed that he would bring the phone every day for them to study,
and he would take it home every night.
Armed with the knowledge that he
might well be able to send and receive cards with the future blogosphere, Bo
decided to start small with a little experiment. He knew that, as the two most
popular bloggers, Night Owl and Dime Boxes would get anonymous packages from
time to time and wouldn’t think it unusual to get another one. Using the
Society’s secret post office in a sub-basement of Rockefeller Center, Bo mailed
a small package to Night Owl with a couple of ‘50s Dodgers that were on his
wantlist, plus some Ebbetts Field ticket stubs he found in a junk shop. To Dime
Boxes he sent a few Cubs and 1960s oddballs, plus a goofy-looking ballplayer
key chain.
A few weeks later, the two blogs
posted Bo’s anonymous packages on the same day. They were both appreciative of
the unsolicited packages and bewildered as to their provenance. Bo was most
interested in the condition of the cards as they arrived. The cards, all of
which were pack-fresh or nearly so, were considerable worn but had no creases
or rips. It looked like they had aged as if they had been sitting in one spot
for decades. The ticket stubs made it through fine, but Dime Boxes made no
mention of the keychain. Bo assumed it hadn’t made it.
Around the same time, Tribecards
was doing one of his generous giveaways. It was a daily giveaway, and Bo signed
up for one of the days, using as a return address one of the secret ones used
by the society. Bo was quite pleasantly surprised to receive that package the
following morning, already sitting in the inbox on his desk at the AnSoc’s 37th
street offices, where he was helping the team figure out the mysteries of his
phone. These cards, all from the 2010s, looked similarly worn. Undoubtedly
pack-fresh when they were mailed out, they also looked like they had been
sitting on a shelf for a few decades, still in good shape but noticeably worn.
His experiments successful, Bo was
ready to re-introduce himself to the blogging world. He wrote a long post
explaining how he had been displaced due to the nuclear attack, which had
destroyed his home, including his collection. He wrote that his family was safe
and well, something that saddened him to write, though he hoped somehow it was
true. Finally, he wrote that he had a new address, and had used some of the insurance
money from his house to buy a huge stash of pre-1969 cards, with a line on many
more. He announced that he had hundreds of cards to trade, and that he was
looking forward to rebuilding his collection, focusing mainly but not
exclusively on vintage.
Soon the trades came rolling in. Massive
trades with Night Owl, Dime Boxes, Scott Crawford, Johnny’s Trading Spot and
Baseball Card Breakdown, with thousands of cards changing hands. Some Time
Travel Trades with Diamond Jesters, who never knew how true that moniker was. A
bunch of Indians to TribeCards; Dodgers to Cards as I See Them, Red Sox to The
Collector, Cardinals to Cards on Cards, Tigers to A Cracked Bat, White Sox and
miscuts to JediJeff. He Remembered the Astrodome and traded some Angels in
Order. Some serious ammunition for Jaybarkerfan’s trade wars. A Johnny Bench
Rookie and a ’56 Aaron to It’s Like Having My Own Card Shop in exchange for
some key 1970s rookies. And many, many more.
Bo now felt like he was in as good
a place as he could be. He could enjoy the best of what 1968, and now 1969, could
offer, while still maintaining a foothold with 2019 (now, 2020) with the
baseball card blogs. Bo and the Society’s work with the phone was beginning to
yield some potentially promising results for further inter-chronological
communication as well.
Bo did sometimes wonder, though,
about the conviction of Anselm and the others in the Society that the timeline
was unchangeable. One morning in mid-January after the Jets shocked the Colts
in Super Bowl III, Bo found himself thinking that the timeline must be stable.
Such an unlikely event wouldn’t occur in multiple timelines, or would it? Would
changes to the timeline be obvious to Anachronists, or would changes seem as
natural as the timeline that the Anachronist was born into?
His reverie was interrupted when he
looked down at the counter at his local five-and-ten. There, where an empty box
of 1968 Topps had sat for weeks, was now a brand new box of 1969 packs.
Excitedly, Bo bought the whole box and rushed over to his office on 37th
Street. On his way, he mused on the design of the 1969 set. That would be a
good way to test his theory on the timeline, Bo thought. If the 1969 baseball
cards still looked the way they should, it would be pretty good proof that the
past was immutable.
Bo got to work, walked as quickly
as he could to his office, and closed the door. At the privacy of his deck, he
quickly busted the packs. There were stars like Roberto Clemente, Lou Brock,
and a young Joe Morgan, interspersed with other contemporary names like Roy
White, Zoilo Versalles and Boog Powell. And, happily, the cards were just as Bo
remembered them. There was the team name along the bottom in yellow, and the
bubble within the picture which had the player’s name and position, a holdover
from the 1968 design. And, most prominent of all, the set’s famous colored
borders, which gave the set a psychedelic feel appropriate to the time.
Before Bo brought his phone over to
the lab, he went to Night Owl’s site, to look at the blogger’s big post about
the 1969 set that he had written several years before. There it was – some
commentary on all the hatless photos, annoyance at the bubble in the middle of
the photo, and an appreciation for the idea of having the multicolored borders,
tempered by his outrage that Topps had given his beloved Dodgers RED borders.
Bo chuckled at Night Owl’s fury, glad to have the blog post to read.
Then he shuffled off to the office.
In the background, he could hear President Humphrey congratulating Babe Parilli
on quarterbacking the Jets to their astonishing victory over the Colts, two
weeks after Joe Namath’s broken leg seemingly doomed the team. Though he was a
Giants fan, Bo was glad to be able to be around for such a famous feat in
sports history. Yes, all was exactly as it always was, exactly as it always
would be.
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I think we all knew you were a writer, and this proves it. Also, I'd like to have a bowl of soup from an Automat one day.
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